Magic by Night, Tragic by Day

This was a disappointing night - the first night of our honeymoon. We arrived fairly late due to bad weather, and waited to be shown to our room - the whole place was dark and we had no idea where we were located. The rooms looked great - the villa was amazing and spacious, we had a lovely big bed, a private jaccuzi and a rain shower and steam room. However, the villa smelled very musty and the air-con barely cooled the bedroom. The 'kitchen' area was nothing but a cluttered shelf, which proved awkward when we ordered room service - the staff had to come into our bedroom to put the tray down. The food was below average - my chicken burger was minced chicken bits which i threw out. On the plus side, the large balcony had a lovely thai style bed and cushions and we were next to a rushing river which was relaxing. There was no breakfast buffet, and we were told this rather rudely by staff. We appeared to be the only customers in the place. We were totally OK with them not wasting food by making a buffet for only 2 people, but instead of offering us a choice off their menu we were brought cereal, juice, instant coffee, bread, toast, about 8 different pastries and then a full fried breakfast. Again, the quality was well below expectations - plastic looking meats and eggs, and definitely less-than-fresh pastries - and WAY too much, so we both felt guilty for the wasted food. NIncidentally, I tried to pre-book spa treatments online but could not. Their website appeared to have been last updated before July 2014.. All 'special offers' were old and the prices online were old too - they were much much higher once we got there and looked on the list. It seems Sukko Spa once upon a time was a grand place - the location is pretty and it has a few 'awards' displayed, but it has definitely passed its sell-by date in my opinion, and seems extremely run-down.