let's not get carried away. what a pack of lies.

1) the food. 2) finding somewhere else to stay after one night. 3) meeting other 'guests' who were doing the same thing.

1) these are not bungalows. they're tiny bamboo huts, with no space, no windows and no amenities. i have a garden shed, with lean-to toilet that is better equipped. there is an open roof space, with a gap big enough for a small eagle to fly through, let alone the thousands of bugs determined to batter themselves to death against the light bulb above the 'bed'
2) no furniture. no chair, table, cupboard, wardrobe or hooks to hang dry or damp clothes. no bed, only a mattress on the floor, crawling with ants and bugs.
3) bathroom. 3 steep steps down into a concrete pit, with unfinished concrete walls and not a tile in sight. a cold water shower, toilet, but no sink! how do you brush teeth, get a shave, or wash hands without a sink?
4) location. 3 km from the nearest point in klong nin. up the road crossing from west to east and down a dark, unmarked side road. nowhere near that shown on the agoda map. the huts are built into a rubber plantation and the smell of rubber isn't pleasant.
5) restaurant. the only nice thing, but no alcohol. there are no shops nearby, only 3km into town.
6) reviews. very suspicious that the later 3 reviews are all done by a 'person' with the same name. only the latest (agnieszka) is truthful.
7) description.
a) designed for business - how do you do this with no desk or wifi?
b) ideally situated. see 4)
c) easy access from airport - it's 4-5 hours away and needs 2 ferries.
d) numerous on-site facilities - swimming pool? - bar? - none.

i've reported my complaints to agoda d